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john
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Victoria
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 Posted - 12 Jan 2004 : 1:38:58 PM
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Jan 18 Sunday
$150 with ambulance membership proof. Lunch supplied.
Contact the SCRCV [ racing ] 03 9578 8971 Barb Marten Secretary sidecarsixty@bigpond.com President Leon 0405 097 781 bh 9663 4565 ah 9859 5080
SideCar Lesson 1
A sidecar racer was taking along a new lady he was training as a passenger around Broadford, at a Sidecar Training Day. As they were moving through a corner she revealed a lovely leg. The rider had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the sidecar, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg.
The girl looked at him and immediately said, "Remember Psalm 129?"
The rider was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg, causing all sorts of issues through the Esses etc.
Farther on, down the back straight, as he was checking things were OK he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The girl once again said, "Remember psalm 129?" Once again the rider apologized, "Sorry, but the flesh is weak and sidecar riders are normally Gentlemen."
Arriving at the track end, the girl got out gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the Pits, the rider rushed to retrieve a bible from the circuit Chaplan and looked up psalm 129.
It Said, "Go forth and seek, farther up, you will find glory."
Moral of the story:
Always be well informed , or you might miss a great opportunity!
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John Daley Sidecar #68
' there are those who do, those who dont do and those who undo. We must lampoon the latter." |
Edited by - john on 12 Jan 2004 1:40:34 PM |
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